Hermione laughs at the joke, reaching forward to smack Charlie lightly on the shoulder. As much as she appreciates the thought, the last thing that she wants to do is send Ron into a state of panic on his wedding day — especially considering the fact that he may already be headed for it. Hermione knows how he usually responds to pressure.

"If you cause Ron to have a heart attack in addition to the fainting, I'll never forgive you," she warns, stepping back up to the stool to glance at all angles of the dress again. She still wants to try more in the store, wanting to make sure the dress that she chooses is absolutely perfect. The best dress she can find for the occasion. "But, I know the dress doesn't really matter. He'll love me no matter what I choose, even if it's a garish pink. You know me, though. Ever the perfectionist."