"Yeah, I don't wear a lot normally either, but sometimes it's fun to really go all out," she says. "And your wedding is like, the perfect excuse. Oh, you know, you can go to all the fancy makeup counters and they'll do makeovers for you so you can test out their products. That could be fun."

Sometimes Kate's a total jerk and does it when she needs to look especially good, then only buys like, the cheapest thing they've used on her so she doesn't feel like a complete asshole. "I could go with you," she says brightly. "We could make a day of it. Then you'll have a better idea of what you like and what you don't, what works on your skin and what doesn't."