"You think she could be my girlfriend?" Billy asked, surprised. Because Stephanie was way, way above him in pretty much every way. She was gorgeous like all the other people here and not all weird around other people and she was just... really cool. All the things Billy wasn't. Of course, Hermione was gorgeous too and the guy she had married was... well, Ron was probably a super nice guy.

"I mean, uh, no. Steph is just a friend. Congratulations, by the way."