Hermione Granger

"Uh, are you not marrying a man?" Mindy says with a roll of her eyes before crinkling her nose at the use of the word dong. She doesn't falter at much being a doctor and especially one that has to deal with ladyparts all day, but there's just something about the term that makes her die a little inside. "You are committing yourself to a lifetime of dong. What's a bachelorette party without a little, okay a lot, of penis?"