"I actually just saw Ron yesterday," Mindy says by way of answer, because that is not a lie. She did. It was just the first time that she ever saw him in person. But surely all of those years of reading about their lives and watching them come to life in the screen counts for something.

And, hey, when (because it's a when, no matter what the evidence would say) she gets married, she can invite them back in turn.

God, she sounds like such a maniac. She's got to get out of this place before she's in too deep. "You make an awesome couple. You should probably get back to him, right?"