Hermione Granger

"Yeah, well, you know," Eduardo says with a shrug, teasingly serious in turn, playing along, "seems like the kind of thing that might keep someone's focus elsewhere." He's sure it would, though he's obviously never been in the same position himself. How anyone gets through their own wedding reception actually seems kind of incredible, no matter how many people have clearly done so. But then, nice as this is, he can't imagine wanting to rush through it, either.