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[cleverness]

phone Leave all phone calls for Hermione here.

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[myonlydefense]

Hey Hermione, it's Stiles. Can I ask you kind of a weird question?

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[cleverness]

Of course. I hope everything is alright?

[myonlydefense]

Oh yeah, everything is fine. Remember that pygmy puff you let me steal?

[cleverness]

I /gave/ you that puff, but yes. Are you having trouble with her?

[myonlydefense]

Oh. You just answered my question.

[cleverness]

...please tell me that you thought to ask me before, erm. Exploring.

[myonlydefense]

...just what do you think I'm going to do to it???? Her.

I just still haven't named her. I was gonna name her Nermal.

[cleverness]

I don't know! If it took you this long to ask, that leaves much to the imagination.

Nermal is a nice name. Has she been behaving?

[myonlydefense]

We've always just kind of called her "the puff." It's descriptive and kind of cute in a nameless sort of way.

Nermal is a name that's given to cute things that are deceptive and actually spawn of the devil. Is Garfield not a thing where you're from? Like. Where you're actually from, not England.

[myonlydefense]

I mean, I know you're from England. I just mean

[myonlydefense]

ANYWAY YES NERMAL IS BEHAVING. she wages passive aggressive war with our cat, though.

[cleverness]

I /am/ from England, yes. And even though I spent much time in a different community, I was still exposed to Muggle pop culture! I'm familiar with Garfield, but was never an avid reader.

[cleverness]

I had a cat back home who loved pygmy puffs and gave them rides around the house. Maybe your pets will come to understand each other in time.

[myonlydefense]

HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, BRITISH WITCH BUDDY.

[cleverness]

British witch buddy?? That said - thank you, Stiles. I hope you'll be present at the wedding?

[myonlydefense]

Is that not an accurate description? But yeah, yeah, I'll totally be there. Might plus one the werewolf, but I'll let you know. Do you want a blender?

[cleverness]

Accurate, if blunt. Please feel free to bring Derek along, we would love to have the company. And we don't have a blender, so that would make a lovely present - I'm not sure if Ron's ever seen a blender, in fact.